Season 7 Finale Game Of Thrones!!!

Holy crap you guys! It was the season finale. I would say it left me speechless but then there wouldn’t be a point in this blog. So first, to go over the only real closure we got this episode. I am so glad that Sansa is not actually that stupid. Little finger was making me so mad at this point. The way Sansa turned that shit around on him there made me so happy. I was waiting for it. I’m glad that Sansa and Arya are getting along. I love that Arya was the executioner. It suits her. So before I get to our main plot, I wanted to touch on Theons moment. I am not saying he’s fully redeemed for everything, but it was a pretty good fight. The smile he had when the guy kept trying to kick him in his parts, made me a little happy.  I’m glad he’s going back for Yara. I hope he actually gets to kill Euron, but I doubt it based on what Cersei says later in the episode. If he kills Euron, it might make him look like a better person. Might. He’s done a lot of bad shit. So on to our main plot. I loved that the trip there was just a big reunion. It was awesome but it also gave me an ominous feeling like they’re giving us this scene because some of these guys might not be with us much longer. So the meeting started out well. Dany made a good entrance. While the scene was happening, I thought Cersei was being reasonable. Later I realized that I should have known better. I have to say that when Tyrion went into his little private meeting with her, I was really afraid. He came out of it though and that’s whats important. I really hope Jamie survives and makes his way to Tyrion. I don’t think that will happen but I have hopes. I’m glad Sam made it to Winterfell, and Bran finally told all of us the truth about Jon’s lineage. When he will be able to tell Jon, who knows. Then they end the episode with Un-dead Viserion using his fucking blue fire to melt the fucking wall! It was fucking insane. The whole army of the dead just walks on through. Fuck. Well guys, we have to wait a whole year to see who all gets turned into un-dead soldiers. Until then guys, I will write about other things lol. Bye!

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S. 7 E. 6 Game of Thrones!

Hey guys! So the season is almost over. I’m already sad. So here is my disclaimer. Spoilers ahead! STOP reading if you are not caught up. So I’m going to make this one a bit shorter, I’m not sure that you guys are digging the super long blogs lol. I only do it to make sure I don’t miss any details, but I’m going to try a more summed up version. So this episode made me mad, but also very happy about some things. First lets talk about the fact that Sansa and Arya are clearly playing right into Little Finger’s plan! I hope they realize it soon before Arya gets mad enough to actually do something and not just scare her. I also hope that when Brienne gets to King’s Landing, Jamie talks to her and realizes that he’s on the wrong side, and starts plotting his sisters death. So on to the main plot in this episode. So, Dany needs to listen to Tyrion. Hopefully after this she will. So the hound, out of boredom, sufficiently fucked everything. I don’t care how bored I am, I will  never be tempted to throw a damn rock at a zombie! Then we get a huge battle and our beloved dragons come in at the very end to save the day! So, and I knew this would happen even before the season started because I watched update videos but that did not make it any easier. We lost Viserion. It was tragic. I knew they were going to turn him, and that really fucking complicates things in this war. Hopefully Dany will learn from this that her dragons are not invincible, and that she should maybe listen to Tyrion about being less impulsive. The scene with Jon and Dany was everything. The hand holding, the eye contact, it was so sweet. I was so so happy to see this. One last thing I wanted to point out, how does she know she can’t have anymore human children?  It’s not like she’s actively tried to get pregnant with anyone since Drogo. I think it could, and should happen. So that’s all I have for tonight guys. Bye!

S.7 E.5 Game of Thrones!

Hi guys! So I don’t know if its just me, but this episode left me a little frustrated. Before I get into it, here’s my disclosure. I am writing this assuming that if you are reading, you are fully caught up with the show Game of Thrones. If you are not, STOP READING NOW. SPOILERS AHEAD!! So, I knew that Jamie would live, but I’m not happy about it. I am happy that Lord Tarly died. I knew he would not bend the knee. I was hoping Dicon would, but he’s not that smart.Yes, she could have just put him in a dungeon for a while, but it goes back to what she was told a few seasons ago, she has to follow through to be taken seriously as a ruler. I actually just now realized, both Dany and Jon had to make that transition from super soft and forgiving, to serious and rough in order to be taken seriously. Speaking of rulers, Cersei is pregnant. Fuck. Although that will make it all the more devastating for Jamie when she dies, which I’m sure won’t be in this season, but I’m looking forward to it none the less. I really hope she doesn’t live to see this baby. She doesn’t deserve it. Plus they are running out of episodes until the show is over. So I think, either she will not live to have the baby, or she has the baby, and it’s taken by the Night King! I think that would be an awesome twist. It’s also possible that she is not really pregnant and is doing this to fuck with Jamie but that’s not likely. She just does not deserve to enjoy this baby, and on top of that, she would be just the worst role model. (Geoffrey). So, I need to talk about Jon’s moment with Drogon. I thought this was great for so many reasons. One, Drogon accepting his hand further proves the fact that Jon is a Targaryen and their legendary connection with Dragons is a thing and is super sweet. Another thing I wanted to say about this, and I’m not sure if its just me, but Dany watching on, this had to have warmed her to Jon on some level. I felt like she had more respect for him after seeing Drogon accept him, and this is where it might just be me, but I think she might have had one of those moments girls get when they see guys with babies. That total “aww” moment that will make your heart melt and your ovaries stir. Image result for guys with babies meme

Then Jorah came back. I thought that was a bit fast, but again I guess they are running out of episodes. I want Jon and Dany to work so bad, and now Jorah comes in like that awkward ex that comes in from out of town with no idea whats going on. I don’t know how much longer he’ll be around but I hope he doesn’t ever get with Dany. Then after that awkward encounter, Bran tells everybody whats going on, and the maester’s are just not buying it. Sam should have told them his whole story about how he killed one of them. I understand that Sam was frustrated and he has a right to be, but I think I speak for all the fans when I say he should have listened to Gilly! She was telling him some very important things but of course he does not know that yet. I’m really glad that he ran away with Gilly and baby Sam. I also loved his line about how he was tired of reading about the achievements of greater men. Sam is wonderful and I am super excited for him. I think he has great things in store. When he hears about his dad and Dicon, I expect him to be a little sad, but not too sad, because his dad treated him like shit, and Dicon did not really care that much either. So I am so so excited to see Gendry! I honestly thought that he was just forgotten! I also love that his chosen weapon is this huge bad ass hammer. It was great watching him smash those guards. So the other thing that happened in Kings Landing was pretty awkward but I think that Jamie and Tyrion left on decent terms. So its been decided that Jon, Jorah, Tormund, and later the Brotherhood and the hound are going out to fetch a wight for proof for Dany and Cersei. I don’t like this just because I don’t like Jon risking his life again. Although if he can convince both Dragon queen, and incest queen that the threat is real, they might be willing to help. I know Cersei is also up to some shit and that does not make me happy. So the last thing I need to touch on, Sansa and Arya. I knew they would eventually butt heads so I expected this. I hope they can make up soon because with Sansa’s brains and Arya’s strength, they would make a great team. So Little finger is up to some shit, of course. I did not read what that note said that Arya found, and I did that on purpose. I am afraid for Arya though. I just hope she kills little finger before he kills her. Overall this episode left me frustrated. This was one of those episodes to me where they just built up a lot of stuff. Well guys we have the battle of Eastwatch coming up so I will see you then!

S.7 E.4 Game of Thrones!!

Hey guys! So first I want to apologize, I’m posting this a day late. Yesterday got a bit hectic. So yesterday’s episode was exciting, but before I get into it, I will again give my disclosure. I am assuming that if you are reading this you are fully caught up with Game of Thrones. If you are not, STOP READING NOW. SPOILERS AHEAD! Now that that’s out of the way, Oh my God you guys!! This episode was just so much. So so much. Bronn and Jamie’s bickering is so cute especially since Jamie has a particular chip on his shoulder at the moment so he’s feeling extra sassy this week. Cersei and the Iron Bank both bore me to tears with their interaction here, although his little snip about “You can count on the Iron Bank’s support, as soon as the gold arrives.” kills me. So when Little finger gave the dagger to Bran, I was a little thrown off, then I realized this is another one of his shady ways of trying to cozy up to the Stark kids. No one likes you Little Finger.

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So Bran’s interaction with Meera is sad, but he’s right, there’s so little left of “Bran” now, you can’t expect too much. So guys, Arya is back in Winterfell! I thought the reunion with Sansa was perfect. They were a little hesitant at first but I expect that I mean its been years since they have seen each other and they have both been through some shit. So the reunion with Bran was awkward because obviously he’s not really “Bran” anymore and they don’t understand fully whats up with him yet. I loved the way Sansa reacted when Bran brought up the death list. Pure big sister pride right there. The majority of the Stark kids are together though and that’s what matters. So I know I’m stating the obvious here, but Jon and Dany need to do it already and get it over with. The sexual tension is so obvious! I’m still not sure if he will bend the knee or not and while I love the whole king of the North thing, he really will need her help to defeat the Night king. Also the Dragon glass cave was beautiful. So I agree with both Tyrion and Jon that she should not just burn the whole Kingdom down. So the little fight between Brienne and Arya was great, not only was it a good fight, it was also a clear message to Little Finger. Do not fuck with Arya. She will cut your throat with a smile on her face. Alright Reek, formerly known as Theon, I really really hope the writers have something absolutely huge in store for you because if not I really don’t need to see your shameful sad face anymore. So the end scene battle was incredible, and it taught us a few things. One, Dicon did not ask for any of this. He knew some of those men. Assholes -_-. Two, Lord Tarly is a huge ass. Do not flog those guys you piece of crap!! I hope he gets a really painful death not just for this but also for the way he treated his son. Three, Bronn is certainly not getting paid now after his bag of gold was lost in the battle. Four, Lannister men burn like kindling! Oh it was just so awesome! Four, Dragons are not invincible Dany! Pay attention please! I don’t want to lose a dragon this season, I will be pissed. Five and finally, you do NOT under any circumstances charge head first at a girl standing next to a dragon that will either A: eat you or B: burn you to ash where you stand. Jamie is not as smart as I would like to give him credit for sometimes. So last we saw Jamie the idiot he was slowly sinking underwater. I would like to think he will die, because if he’s that stupid he deserves it, but I know better. The writers won’t let that happen just yet. Bronn pushed him in the water and will probably be the one to save him, and then hopefully demand more payment.

S.7 E.3 Game of Thrones!!

Hi guys! So episode 3 aired today. So before I go over anything, I am again giving my disclaimer. If you are reading this, I am assuming you are fully caught up with Game of Thrones. If you are not, STOP READING NOW. SPOILERS AHEAD.  Now that that’s out of the way, this episode was troubling. First, we finally see Jon make it to Dragon Stone. I knew that he was not about to bend the knee. I knew they would butt heads but I’m glad Tyrion was there as a kind of mediator so we could at least get the dragon glass. The conversation between Varys and the red bitch was the first thing I found troubling. I don’t like the way she talked to Varys. I hope something “happens” to her on her way to Volantis. Reek got rescued, not that I wanted him to be. I kind of wanted him to drown is his own shame, but then again maybe he will do something super heroic in like the last episode that will change my mind. So as I feared, mama sand snake and her baby were taken to Cersei. The exchanges between Euron and Jamie get more and more funny every time, not that I support Euron, because I don’t, its just funny. Whats not funny is that one of my sand snakes was poisoned and I don’t have much hope of the other making it out of the dungeon. I’m also very upset that Euron has Yara. I hope she lives through this, and kills him, but who knows. I am so over the incest stuff. Cersei is just showing off like that for shock value and its gross. Nobody cares anymore that you’re fucking your brother, they hate you for other things now. This whole Iron bank bullshit pisses me off too. At first I was like, she’s bluffing! She has to be, she is broke as fuck! Then I remembered, shes an absolute cunt who will without batting an eye, rob an entire noble house and everything they have to pay off her debts! R.I.P Lady Ollenna. I love her so much and I’m glad they gave her a dignified off screen death.(Maybe she fooled him and she has another plan?!?!)Sorry, I’m just hopeful. I am glad though that she told Jamie about Joffrey. Little finger is also hopeful but I’m glad to see Sansa is still not having it. I am so glad that Bran made it home! I am still waiting for all the Stark kids (R.I.P Ricon and Rob) to be reunited and maybe have a nice feast. Sansa is totally freaked out by all of Bran’s 3 eyed raven talk. It’s understandable. I am also worried that slime ball Little finger will plot to take out Bran. Then, we learn Sam actually did it! He cured Jorah of his grey scale! I am very happy for the both of them. I am worried that Jamie was right about the taking of Casterly Rock. I don’t want Grey Worm to die. Well guys, this was not the happiest of episodes, but certainly not the saddest (DAMN YOU RED WEDDING!). Let me know, based on the next episodes preview, what are your theories about what will happen next? Bye Guys!

S.7 E.2 Game of Thrones!!

Hey guys! So I will again issue my disclaimer, if you are reading this, I am assuming you are fully caught up with the show Game of Thrones. If you are not, STOP READING NOW. SPOILERS AHEAD!! So earlier this evening I watched episode 2 of season 7.  I am pissed. For a few reasons, but we will get into that later. So to start us off we have Dany having a heated conversation with Varys about loyalty and he has to set her straight as far as where his lies. I thought she was being a bit hard on him, but then again she’s always a bit rash like that. So after that we meet the red bitch (I mean witch sorry lol) again and I am not happy to see her after what she did the angel that was Shereen. The fact that she brought back Jon still does not bring back Shereen so I’m still salty about it. I’m glad she brings up Jon to Dany though. I think its about time they meet up, I just hope they don’t end up hooking up. So we then go with the raven to Winterfell. I agree with Sansa to a point because they don’t know Dany and it could be a dangerous trip but I agree with Jon more because they need allies and dragon glass. So then its off to see the scum cunt that is Cersei. I hate her so soo much. Her gross attempt at manipulating the lords made me so angry. Jamie went about it a smarter way, but I still don’t like it. Another thing I don’t like is sad Jorah Mormont and his even sadder diagnosis. I’m glad in a way that Sam wants to help, but in a way I don’t want to root for Jorah. He’s a creep. Speaking of creeps, we see maester Pycell plotting against my sweet dragons. Which is reason one why I am pissed. I hate Pycell and all his shady scheming. So now we are back to dragon stone where mama sand snake is being bitchy to my dear friend Tyrion. So Dany has to calm everybody down. My boy Tyrion then tells everyone his great plan once everyone settles down. Go Grey Worm!! Finally getting some! In his own way lol. Really though this is a really sweet scene. Missande and Grey Worm are so cute. Then we go back to Sam who is diligently trying to help poor old Jorah. The surgery scene is gross. I am not the kind of person who can watch something like that. Then just to fuck with us, they cut right to Arya eating a pot pie! Its great but awful. Its great to see Arya’s friend again, he’s a really sweet kid. I am so glad she knows the Starks are back at Winterfell!!!!!!!!!!!  Then we see Jon discuss further the issue of Dragon Stone because now he has received both ravens from Tyrion and Sam. Which leads to him obviously deciding to put Sansa in charge while he’s away. This is fine until you see Little fingers disgusting smile!! Ughh!! Shady, creepy, motherfucker!! Kill him already!!! Jon comes close to killing him but doesn’t follow through. He just threatens to kill him if he touches Sansa. I’m also sad because this means Jon will not get to see Arya when she gets home, but Arya will hopefully kill little finger when she gets home. She’s been around enough to know he’s up to no good, and she does not put up with bull shit. Then, Nymeria. This scene had me in tears. I was so sad she didn’t join Arya. I was also kind of proud to see she had her own pack now, and I hope they will come back into play to help against the walkers later. Then our final scene. So first of all, I was really excited to see our mama sand snake almost hook up with one of my personal favorites, Yara. Then the show was quick to turn around and say “hey fuck you guys, here’s a sea battle scene!” NOO!!!!! THEY KILLED MY SAND SNAKES. At least two of them. One of which was my favorite. Then they took mama sand snake and the youngest of them. I think they will either be raped and killed or sent to Cersei to be tortured and killed. Whats worse than that though, is that Reek (he has lost the right to be called Theon.) let me down again. Instead of coming to his beautiful sisters aid when their uncle was about to cut her throat, he jumps in the ocean. Fuck that, Reek. If you made it through all that, thanks for reading guys!

S.7 E.1 Game Of Thrones!!

First of all, I am writing this on the assumption that you are caught up and current in the show Game Of Thrones. If you are not, STOP READING NOW! SPOILERS AHEAD!!

Now that I got that out of the way, lets talk about the episode. First, in the intro, we see that Arya Stark has taken the face of Waldo Frey, in order to gather all the Frey men in one spot and poison them all to death! It was possibly the best intro they have ever done. SOO SATISFYING!! YASS GIRRL!! It was beautiful. It made me so happy, but to me it still does not make up for the red wedding. I literally stopped watching the show for 3 months after I saw the red wedding. BECAUSE FUCK THAT SHIT. So, I’m happy but still not happy. So then after our theme song, we get a really slow shot of the army of the dead. It made me very sad only because I saw at least 3 giants among them. I loved the giants, and I also wondered why did you guys not burn the giants bodies?!! You knew this could happen! Then we saw Bran finally make it to the wall. That makes me happy because he’s one step closer to reuniting with his siblings. We then saw Sansa argue with John in front of everybody about who gets the houses of the traitorous families of the north. I agree with John that its not the fault of the kids that their parents were traitors. Then they give us the long awaited conversation between Jamie and Cersei since she essentially destroyed their whole family. He was, naturally ticked and smart enough to tell her, hey, you screwed everybody over, now we have no allies and were shit outta luck. Then she says, no wait! I’ve got a slimy Greyjoy to help us! Jamie did not get along with our slimy friend Euron. Neither did I. He’s gross and honestly I would have her be with her brother before being with him. I’m glad she declined his proposal, but now I’m concerned because he said he was bringing her a gift and I thought OH SHIT HES GOING AFTER TYRION!!! Fuck this guy, and fuck Cersei is all I can say on that. Then we finally get to see my old buddy Sam! I’m really happy about that until they take 5 minutes to show us how gross his daily life actually is. Poor Sam. He’s just trying to help kill white walkers, and he just gets stuck cleaning bed pans. Eww. Then we see Little Finger creeping on Sansa and she just shuts him the fuck down. Its great. I am so done with Little Finger, Arya just needs to kill him already. Then we see Arya again with Ed Sheeran of course, singing a song. I really did not like the idea of her chilling with some Lannister men, but I think she can handle herself. Then the hound! Its good to see him again. We meet him at the house of the man he robbed a few seasons ago and its very fucking sad to see the man and his daughters corpses huddled in a corner, then out of guilt he later buries them. The important thing to this scene is that now the hound knows about the army of the dead. Everyone needs to know people. This is important shit. So we then go back to Sam because he has found out about the Dragon glass mine in Dragon stone and needs to tell John about it asap. Then we get a peek at our old friend zoned buddy Jorah Mormont and his increasingly bad grey scale. Its gross. Plus he’s just sad. He’s kind of a creep though so I don’t feel too bad for him. So now we are finally landing at Dragon Stone. It’s big, beautiful and oppressive. I love it. Of course, I was sad that it ended there, but it is what it is. I did see the sneak peak but I won’t be writing about that, I’ll save that for the episode itself. Overall, I loved the episode and it left me wanting more as always. Until next time, bye guys!